My Love Life Rocks Ducks
Sorry guys! I was either lazy or busy, but more BUSY than lazy.
What's new with my SUPER EXCITING love life?
Many funny stories ahead. One could make a comedy outta it, I swear so!
Sit down, sip your cup, stretch your unshaved legs & enjoy...
CASE 1: THE DOGGY
I was invited to that infamous BBQ at Doggy's. So I came. I paid extra attention to my appearance and to my behaviour, cuz, as we all know, guys have better eyes than anything else so if I wanna attract anyone, I ought to look decent.
Well, I came, I sat down and felt amazing, cuz THE guy, Doggy, was just besides me & he looked super crunchy and he was really funny.....mmm, those eyes...those shoulders...that smile...
"This is too good to be true...", I was telling myself.
And SO IT WAS!!!!
Minutes later, a slim, cute, ash blonde girl came to Doggy and sat on his lap. =_=
Turns out she is Doggy's girlfriend and she even slept at Doggy's as he was off to Prague the next day.
There went my hopes. -_-
CASE 2: THE RON GUY
There is this website in Slovakia similar to Friendster or Faceparty where people - including me - have their profiles and talk together, check out party photos, rate each other & etc.
One day I stumbled upon a profile of a guy with the nickname B. U. N. N. Y. (only in Slovak) and he seemed quite cool... 20 years, 184cm, intelligent, cute, he resembled Ron Weasley to me with his red hair and a funny attitude.
Few days later he messaged me and we've started to talk.
"Who are you?", said he.
"Your worst nightmare!", retorded I.
"Then I have a really pretty nightmare. :)"
Mmmmm, he seems like such a lovely bunny. ^^
Few days later we had added each other to our ICQs. I checked out his contact details and....
...ladies & gentleducks, he is FIFTEEN years old. @_@ XD
I still haven't recovered from this blow! This is like, TOO MUCH! Ah, sigh, I almost wish I was 15 too. XD
CASE 3: THE BYJ GUY
Today I went by train from PN to BA and I went with a friend of mine, the daughter of grandma's neighbours. At the railway station we met up with friend's friend and THEN we met up with a guy, a mutual friend of these two girls.
This guy was dark-haired, had glasses, was quite short (I guess he was like 170cm or so) and he looked very intelligent & tender.
The best feature?
HIS SMILE RESEMBLED BAE JONG YOON'S ONE.
"Mmmmmmm", I thought, "he looks so BYJ-ish!"
After some talking when I told them all that I'm just graduating this year...they told me what they're studying at the uni...there was international economy, medicine & the guy's degree remained a mystery.
And know what?
He's a devoted student of............................
XD XD XD XD
I can't, I just CAN'T believe my "luck"!!!!! XD Obviously, there's already some taken 12 year old gay waiting for me behind the corner. Can you feel it too....? XD