Wednesday, October 18, 2006

My Fucking Classmates

The word FUCK is used very often here. I'm FUCKING pissed off.

That AP thing.
I'll tell you its story now.

As we have maturita this year, we're also having this special evening where we get the green ribbons or whatever fuck.
It's a tradition here that thje 4th graders give "oznamko" what's a fancy piece of paper with whatever mottos & the owner's photo and the names of all ppl in the class, the head prof & blahblah.
And this oznamko is that AP thing I've been doing probably since I stepped my foot into the fucking 4th grade.

In normal graphic studios it's like, the client comes, the client tells you exactly what the fuck he wants, pays you & fucks off with a nice project the designer does for a nice sum of money.

In my class it's like, the clients (my classmates) want oznamko, so they just say "Come up with ideas", tells you NOTHING, give you NO INFO (not even the Ad Revidendum year for fuck's sake) and let you do it. Got freedom, you say, ar?!
Okay.
So you've got the freedom.
And after you - the only person!!! - bring your design to school, you get scolded for *this* not being there & *that* being there. And you have to change *this* & *that*.
Okay.
So you change it & bring it back.
ADD MOTTO HERE.
You add.
REMOVE THIS.
You do. It's 1am in the fucking morning, your eyes are bloody & itchy, you're fucking tired but you do remove it.
You bring it back.
They hand it back cuz they disagree with whatever fuck.
So you change whatever fuck again.

YEAH!!!!

IT CAN BE!!!

NO MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS BEHIND ADOBE PHOTOSHOP CS2 WHICH YOU DON'T KNOW WELL ENOUGH TO WORK WITH IT WITHOUT PROBLEMS!!!!!

NO MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS CURSING AT THE FUCKING SCREWED UP PC!!!!!

YEAH!!!!


And yet, you're again mistaken.
They don't hand you back your CD, they just tell you to add *this*, remove *that* and move *those* over *there.
So you curse like there's no tomorrow but do it.

YEAH!!!!

NO MORE SLEEPLESS NIGHTS!!!!


You wish, you pathetic maggot.

Change *this*!
Add *that* name*!
Write *there* *that* motto!

You curse even more AND do it, swearing to all gods & mermaids that you're NEVER EVER gonna do it again.

But still, you do it.

You hand them another of your CDs and they go with it to that fucking printer dude.

And they call you back to CHANGE *THIS*, *THAT* & *THAT*.
That happened to me yesterday when I was fucking enjoying my relative freedom.

Then your fucking classmate B tells you that after you do it, you have to email her the oznamko even if it was at 1am (when she's normally sleeping soundly while you're working & cursing) and even when you request it, she doesn't give you the email add of someone at the fucking printer's.
Okay.
So you email her oznamko at 0.30am and curses for the last time.

And yet, she calls you THIS MORNING (6.35am!) and tells you that she didn't receive that email (which got fucked up twice while you tried to send it, andf you also had to restart the PC) and tells you that you have to email that fucking woman yourself.
Oh, ain't that kool, she allowed you to do it!!! *shiny eyes*
You have enough brain cells to send YOUR oznamko to that woman!!!
WOW!!! Let's party!!!

You're tired like 500 fucks but yes, you email her that.
While writing the email your noses starts to bleed and your eyes are fucking itchy.
So you lay down and wait until the bleeding (oh, maybe your nose bleeds cuz you've slept less than 4 hours? Could that be the reason why? *dumb smile*) stops and inevitably miss the 1st class in the school.
But back to the email.
You send out the email & Y! tells you that "an error occured" and you have to send it again.
Same story as with the email to the fucking classmate.

So you send two emails.

Your nose is still not really OK and your eyes are still damn fucking itchy and you curse like there's no tomorrow but yes, you send it.


JUST LIKE I DID NOW.

I'm fucking pissed off.
For all the nerves I lost during this fucking oznamko making I deserve at least 4 million Skk, okay?!
ARRRGGHHHHH!!!!!!!!!



Oh, and one another detail.
My oznamko design was the only one given to the 1st deadline.
Then nothing was happening.
Then Erik & Inge came up with ideas. And told me to make them, even though Erik has some friends skilled with AP.
I didn't do it.
Then Marek designed his oznamko & that was nice. Only that it was 1 month late after the 1st deadline.

Then we all argued which we want.

Because on the 575th deadline suddenly the people woke up and said that they want neither mine, nor Marek's design.


FUCK OFF AND ROT IN FUCKING MAGGOT ASSHOLE, YOU CHEEBYES!!!!!!!!!!!!!




I'm fucking pissed off.
And I really need Ophtalmo-Septonex. AAARRRGGGHHHH.



It'll take a business class airticket to KL or Singapore or a 3 weeks stay on Pulau Perhentian to befriend me again.
You hear me, fucking classmates?!



Listening to: MTV
Yay!: NOTHING
Grrr: EVERYTHING

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