Saturday, January 20, 2007

What Makes My Blog Boring

I'm watching Girls Out Loud Episode 5 Part 3 at YouTube.com now & due to my greatmaster' (greatmistress'? I'm a woman afterall) ability to multi-task, I'm also reading various blogs when I'm waiting for the GOL to load.

All those blogs are so sizzling hot, hip, fancy, funny, stylish & well-written.

(I've read Xiaxue, Cheesie, Kenny Sia, Jolene Lai, Justine :) and Potatomus Maximus so far today.)

And my blog - apart from being crappy - is mainly BORING.

So let's ask myself:

WHAT MAKES MY BLOG BORING?

*Due to the Reason 1 - "No real dedication" must go watch GOL again. Will come back after like 8 minutes!*

*OK. Back liao. Episode 5 was really kool but I swear, if a guy asks me whether I want to buy a flat with him, I'm gonna kick his balls off!*

Reason 1: Already mentioned. NO REAL DEDICATION.

I don't take this as a serious job, I'm not showing off my non-existent writer's ambitions and I'm not trying to make my 0.003 readers laugh their heads off (although it may occur sometimes, usually unintentionally) while reading my daily quacks.

Reason 2: LIMITED TOPICS.
My entries are usually about:

  • How shitty life my is

  • How crispy, sizzling, saucy, lovely, cute, crunchy & rapeable various Korean celebs are (especially Bae Yong Joon & Choi Dong Wook *salivates*)

  • How is UJ stupid

  • How is my one-sided platonic love/obsession/personal degeneration with S going on, how much I miss him/love him/don't miss him/don't love him anymore and how I'm 'surely' gonna confess/move on

  • How much I hate Maths & going to PN

  • How much I miss Singapore & Malaysia and how I'm DEFINATELY going back there

  • How I MUST get to Cenfad, or else............. x_x

  • How much I wanna eat *this* or *that* and usually *this* and *that* are from Singapore and Malaysia so I can't get it anyways

Limited, isn't it? Ooooh yes, it surely is.

Reason 3: NO PHOTOS.
I'm just lazy to upload pictures because uploading pictures means resizing them, adding the blog addy there and then uploading them to PhotoBucket....well, and finally uploding them to Blogger. I wouldn't mind all this if my Photoshop was actually working but it isn't so whatever.
Oh yes and what if my friends in here found it? CANNOT TAHAN LA!!! @_#

Reason 4: FEAR OF GETTING FOUND BY PEOPLE IN SVK.
I'm actually worried that UJ is gonna find some pics from summer which I uploaded here to some entry.
If that happened...... *jumps* #_#
This blog is way too full of my Entries With Limited Topics TM and thus, I wouldn't want to have it read by SVKians. What if S understood that it's about him? And UJ? Gosh, I'd probably die then. @_@

Reason 5: BORING LAYOUT.
OK. I may be an aspiring graphic designer but I CAN'T DESIGN WEBSITES. I'll never have a sparkling glamour wonderful blog like Xiaxue or like any 13 years old HK schoolgirlie keeping a blog & knowing all about web design & Photoshop at this tender age.
I'm 17 and I'm glad I know that <> < / b > without spaces means that the letters will get bold.
Pathetic.
I'm ashamed!

Reason 6: ENGLISH IS NOT MY NATIVE LANGUAGE.
Thus I can't express everything exactly the way I want to, although, I must shamelessly and proudly say that I'm pretty good. Only I got 3 from the recent English test....hahaha....okie, but I've never been able to write regular tests. :P I'm good at essays, not at the tests!!!!

Reason 6: WEIRD LANGUAGE USED.
I don't know many people who combine English, Malay words which hubooby taught me and weird duck-related phrases all in a neat package on a blog by a Slovak with Korean ancestors and with a Hungarian surname. Gila! :P

There you go.
There are more reasons but due to the Reason 1 I must now go watch GOL 6 hosted by the kool chick Ros and the ah lian prototype, blog icon Xiaxue.
I can't get used to the fact that Xiaxue is such an ah lian in reality too! And I thought she's just acting it or what! I thought she can't wear THAT much make-up in real.....and that she surely wouldn't wear that much pink girlish Barbie stuff at once!!!!!

Sigh.
My illusions about the world were yet again kicked hard.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

have u checked out www.xanga.com/clapbangkiss too? dawn yang is one of my fave bloggers too besides xiaxue :)

Ducky Mia said...

Hello anonymous! :)
I know Dawn Yang, I've checked her blog but I don't read it regulalry. Should I? :)

Anonymous said...

Baibee... I´ve been thinking for a long time if I should stop writing my blog or not, because no one really reads it and never comments it. But finally you left a comment there today after two months nobody commenting, so maybe I now have energy to write it for another two months... :P

Ducky Mia said...

OMG baibee! Don't stop it!!!! I totally love your blog, I'm just soo lazy to leave comments on it!!! @_@ Kill me.....

Your blog is great, you write funnily and I love to read it. :D QUACK ON!!!!