Tuesday, February 27, 2007

Femme Fatale

I'm REALLY sexy now. I'll oh so make you horny with my TEA TREE OIL FACIAL MASK & my FLUFFY PINK BATH ROBE!!!!!

Would you choose Angelina Jolie over me? Surely not. ^_~


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I had a very TRAUMATIZING SICKENING EXPERIENCE right now when I've opened the mango juice can/bottle/WTP and poured myself the rest that was left on the bottom.

It was mysteriously dark in the living room.

I smelled it & it smelled fine. Mango juice la.

I sipped it. My tongue came across a LUMP in the juice......I turned on the light and - to my most horrific horror ever - saw that the 'lump' was a lump of FUNGUS in the juice!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


So fucking gross, I've spent the past 10 mins by rising out my mouth, gulping down 10 litres of tea and eating up as quackly as possible some cake.

EWWWW BLEEAAAUURGGHH. @_@


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Just read Aud's blog and also tried the Past Life thingy! :D

See see, it's amazing!!!

Your past life diagnosis:
I don't know how you feel about it, but you were male in your last earthly incarnation.You were born somewhere in the territory of modern Burma around the year 1825. Your profession was that of a artist, magician or fortune teller.

Your brief psychological profile in your past life:
As a natural talent in psychology, you knew how to use your opportunities. Cold-blooded and calm in any situation.

The lesson that your last past life brought to your present incarnation:
Your task is to learn determination and persistency. Youd should not allow to let misfortunes take influence on your strong will.



Do you remember now?



A Burmese artist/fortune teller/magician? O_o ^^;;;
Sounds sooo exotic & lovely. I love it! :D
And that LESSON, OMD, I totally duckingly hella lot agree with it cuz I *DO* have to learn to be determinant & persistent!!!!! @_@

It might be quite accurate afterall. :) :P




OK la. Time to washj away my sexy facial mask. I hope I won't get rash now. =_=

3 comments:

Scott said...

remember the first time we talked on msn? i was in shanghai and a similar incident happened to me as well but was a bit embarrassed to tell you then.

i drank a whole mouthful of water from a bottle containing cigarette butts and ashes.

classic.

Ilkka said...

Eeew... disgusting...

But that Past Life thing sound really interesting! :D I must do mine too :P

Ducky Mia said...

SCOTT: EEEEEEEEKKKK!!!!! @_# That's SO disgusting!!!! @_@ Poor you..... *hugggzz*

BAIBEE: It was kool! :D I lived in Burma! Mwahaha! :D